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Affichage des articles du novembre 19, 2017

the cleverness of crazy guy

fun and joke african civilization hello dearest how do you do? Guess well Today by 08 AM by 08:00AM I get a rendez-vous with Tintin to the nearest crossroad of JACKO. I mean the dwelling of the mad man. So he was strolling around the place. Once I came he told me my friend "you are late how could it be possible? .what time is it? As he asked I looked to my wrist without seeing it. So I replied "I don't see my watch " .He did the same by checking his wrist. As we didn't both see what time was it , we decided to ask a mad man who was strolling around the place. Tintin said please "could you please tell me the time ".the mad man said "OK let me do it ".he put a stick and pushed It in the ground. And then put a measure of the shadow cast by the stick. After he looked the position of the sun .then the mad man said "it must have been quater past eight 08:15 ".so we feel daze and impressed cause I remember that I got a watch in my pocket

the plaintive barber

Good morning Dearest. One day I decided to cut and shaved my barbe at the nearest barbershop to my house. When I was there instead of shaving my barbe he started complaining that God doesn't exist and even that exists GOD has nothing to do with human being trouble. I was hurt and my heart seemed to bleed by the word coming from his lips. I held on cause I didn't want to reply otherwise I would hurt him. As I was going out from the barbershop when on my way to home I surprisingly met a man with a long barbe as he never shaved it since he was born. I took the hands of that man with his permission back to the barbershop. I asked the barber to do something to him. But before living I said to him" you know my brother as he looks it seems that we don't get a barbershop in our town ". He seems to be very shock and confused. He furiously reply to me "I get a barbershop it is because people don't come to me". So I laughed at him and said "same to GOD&quo

the story of malicious hare

Dear friends I feel so sad for not being able to share something with you today. But I personally choose to shift it into a story that I hope you will enjoy. Once upon a time in a country far away from human being lifestyle into a forest, the lion king of forest want to get his daughter marry for the animal that he will judge to be the most powerful after a test. The days have come and pass til he decided to gather every animals of the forest for one purpose. In fact he wants to see the most powerful among them in order to get him marry to his daughter. Among the animals we can notice the cleverest of them whose name was narcisse the hare. The lion king of forest began the test by asking of each animal to end up by drinking a hot water he had boiled to 100 degree on fire. Every Animal tried hard to drink but end up with failure. Then was the tour of the hare. Instead of drinking the water he begun to tell to each animal with the hot water on the hands that "you know brother and

what is labour day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what since i grew up into the town i never spent a hollyday into village so i was exited to spend my first hollyday into my village. Since i decided maybe it was a coincidence but it came out that my hollyday was in phase with National labor Day. I knew that some of you May say i am a liar cause hollyday Never come on till May. Let me tell you that it was not academic hollyday. It another kind of hollyday that you get when you are employed somewhere or self employed you see what i am saying ?. Once to my village where i was dwelt,i share the same fence with our neighbour you see what i am saying ?. So i could see anything from their house and same to them from my house. You see what i am saying ?. But every Day from moday to sunday i alway heard randomly 'tanti i want to work 'and tanti reply of course 'you need to work to become a good citizen for your contry. Hearing this every day it raise my curiosity so i decided to spy the young boy to see what kind of work

what goes around comes around!!!!!!

Good evening Dearest. What goes around comes around. Tintin 'leisure is watching TV especially psychological TV show . But in order to make it more interesting he used to watch it with his wife. But that day he made an exception by inviting me to watch this TV show with them. Guess what they loved more. Ended tintin and his wife loved challenge game while watching the TV. specialy that day tintin defied his wife that she could not tell him something which will be able to make him happy and at the same time angry. His wife told him "are you sure I couldn't tell you something which will be able to make you happy and angry at the same time." TINTIN said "I am sure you are not able to". So his wife smiled and said "my darling do you know that you get a huge dick than your friends". Guess what !!!!!!