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A new couple who has just celebrated their wedding is looking for a way to have baby quickly. So they went to see a specialist for that. Once they were both front of the specialist, they asked "Doctor Please what could we really do to have baby soon ".the specialist replied "I think that you have already  started fucking?. But it is not anough. You need to take care of your balance diet blablabla.... Etc ".he didn't yet finishe his explanation when suddenly the man stop him and said "we both are really here to learn how to fuck efficiently ".the doctor said " please be more expressive ".the man smile and said "I want to lead my wife to climax but at the same time i don't want to loose my energy because I need it to work properly to the office after having sex with my wife "the spetialist instead of saying to him that he doesn't know to be efficient on bed he said to the man "you know when the baby under way you are able to perceive it. You don't need to be witch. You just need to take care of it while fucking ".once they were both at home I mean the couple, they decided to test the theory of the specialist. When the man penetrate the woman after having 5 minutes of love he used to close his ears to the bottom of his wife because in fact he really wants to care if the baby is really under way. But unfortunately to the man the moment he last decided to close his ears to the woman bottom she farted and it smells bad. But such ignorant was the guy he thought that the noise of the fart was mad by the the baby footsteps.So he claims "oohhh glory be to god I get my baby soon than I had predicted , addictionnaly my baby seems to be very strong because his footsteps ares really noisy "
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